Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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