help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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