Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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