Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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