i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
