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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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