Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
