I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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