The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm too high and old for this...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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