Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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