I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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