turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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