is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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