I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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