Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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