Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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