How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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