his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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