worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
