On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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