Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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