i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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