If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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