Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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