Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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