My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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