You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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