1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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