I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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