y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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