I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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