Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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