i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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