Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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