no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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