when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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