...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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