Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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