the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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