On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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