oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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