He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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