do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize