is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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