Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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