so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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