I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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