Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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