just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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