yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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