i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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